Monday, October 18, 2010

reality shows and douche bags that are part of them

so recently i have been asked what i think about all of those reality shows and which one grinds my gears the most.....well first of all i think that by now especially if you have not followed my previous blogs on other websites i used to be part of, its of course THE JERSEY SHORE ......i mean just put a bunch of no manner,  cement hair, orange tan, over gym ,teased up hair (oh by the way girls jet black as a hair color is not very often flattering for any person) FYI it makes you look old.........Any who i ranted enough about that show but some other have been just gagging me .........Get ready for this  THE A LIST.....

I mean WTF! Yeah that is what we wanna see a bunch of privileged douchebags having drama between each other ,oh and by the way i know that the show is supposed to look like its real shit happening without a script, but believe me ,that is sooooooo scripted which makes it look even more pathetic because you know what, all the actors SUCK ASS! Id rather see Johnny Knoxville from jack ass or  even the show you been punked, then to see that train wreck of a show called the A LIST at least JACK ASS is real ......First no one absolutely no one is believing your story line or your life that you supposedly are living......so yes continue pretending like you are rich and go back to your one bedroom or whatever else that it is you are living in, paid by mom and dad and go ahead and have another cup of delusion and cash that check for whatever amount the network is paying and  continue being a douchebag and giving material for my blog for the next few months until the show goes crashing down in flames!

Another show that just floors me is the BAD GIRLS CLUB........wow i have never seen a show that is so ghetto out of control and just plain idiotic! Whoever came up with that concept is the very top of mediocrity in reality show concepts....Yeah put some girls in a house then at night give them all the alcohol that they can possibly consume and st them loose on the town every night! Well faithful readers believe or not these ghetto ass bitches manage to get into a fight within each other every time they go out.....! Wow like i always say you can take the girl out of the ghetto but can not take the ghetto out of the girl......Oh and when they say the girls are hot on that show ......really?! who ever said that, is probably some str8 weed smoking douche bag that thinks overweight trashy whore looking bad hair cunts are attractive and cute....! Good grief!


my last ranting because by this time my head is about to explode.....Is the new show that will be on shortly with IMAN and IZAAC MIZRAHI (whatever his name is) OK first why are you taking some has been model (yes she is legendary but none the least has been) and some designer who's label completely went kaput and making a copy of project runway and think that it will succeed? You know why ? Because the american public is so hungry for some crappy ass shows and the network executives are so lazy that i have a feeling that this kind of tv will be what will be watching for the next few years (basically crap) .....But then again i have a feeling that this show will go down faster the AALIYAH plane......Yup that's how fast i think this show will be off the air......



So to this i say GOOD GLAMOUR!

Friday, October 1, 2010

TEEN SUICIDES

                                               TIANA  READS
Usually my post are very opiniated and somewhat contravercial but this week i think i will go on an other route ......

I am flabergasted on the amount of kids that have recently chosen to end their lives over the fact that they have been bullied because they where gay ....Well this might sound a bit cruel but i was too and many of my friends where bullied in high school and you know what i openned a can of whoop ass on their asses and yes sometime i lost and sometimes i won and yes even sometimes i was led down the road to depression but i dint rool up on a bridge and decide to end it all.....Yes the incident of mr  Clementi was very extreme ...but i still wonder dint he know that a camera was on when it was taping him ....?
I mean usually those cameras in oder to pick up details to the point where you can clearly see who it is and what is happening have to be somewhat well lit....  Who knows .....Personnally  i would of been devastated but i would of also of ruined both of the douchebag asswhipe of an excuse for a human lives
of those bullies and actually i would love for those bully to get the only beat down by some peers ..but i think that will probably not happen  ,because you do know that if somebody stands up for him they will be subjected to the same treatment as he was......


Another case that just about gagged me is the young kid and i am talking young! Seth Walsh
  This kid actually was bullied to the extent   where he rolled up in his backyard put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger.......Ok first of all why was there a gun available to this kid so easily? And why would you kill yourself at 13 ......!? Also i love how the Parents knew  he was bullied and said they tried to do something about it but the school dint really do anything.....Let me tell you something , if my child would be bullied i would do exactly what Rebecca Dumornier (hope i am spelling this right)   did in the hand that rocks the cradle when she finds out that the child she has been babysitting is being bullied.....if you people seen it you know exactly what i would do......I for one do not blame facebook,myspace,tweeter and aall those social media networks....Bullying has been around and will be around for ever! You know what we need to do is pass a law in EVERY state that bullying if it causes death or ingury because of such actions , those responsible should be tared , feathered and walked thruout the whole town and then be branded by a letter B!


Anywho i know this post probably has nothing to interesting since the media has been plastering the airwaves with those stories but dont worrry next week i am back to my old self and i will be telling you what i think about dog the bounty hunter and his whole mess of a crew!                                                                

Monday, September 27, 2010

LINDSAY LOHAN AND A RECAP OF MY COLUMNS












ok to all of my faithful readers who are familiar with all of my columns ...voging...urgh as i am throwing up...fire island that island from hell ,the jersey shore which obviously has the first requisite of being a giant douche bag ,cement hair, orange tan and some fucked up implants wearing kinda person and then my prop 8 view and my columns on couples and why i hate them......(looking like the only siamese twins using the whole US word all the time and showing all this PDA retareded bullshit that nobody wants to see....hello you might think your a cute couple but not everybody does.....411 hello!) . So after writing for a few blogs and website that could not keep up with posting a simple column on time i decided to go on my own.....(thats right douches you can suck my dick cause im over all of you and doing my own thing! wooop!) so here goes ...the fisrt column of my very own.

I  have to say it again .....omg what is wrong with the justice system?!!!! Here i was talking about Lindsay Lohan a couple of weeks ago about the fact that with all of the messy ass things that she did
she still was able to get a very low sentence for what she did but once again we should not blame that messy ass ,self privileged fire crotch asswhipe of a star but more the judges and DA'S that are way to lenient in LALA land...... So miss thing gets 90 days in jail and then does only 12 days WTF thats Los Angeles hollywood star stricken judges and douche bag DA's for ya!

So when i finally saw (and i knew this was going to happen) that she failed her drug test (big surprise.....) that just as much of a surprise as when they said titanic was unsickable and the whole thing sank in less then an hour .......so back to miss thing ...i was very pleased to see a NY judge finally order her to jail and serve her term till the next court date.......I said to myself (hurray for the non suck balls ,kiss ass judge that sentenced that lindsay should be in a coffin douchebag to jail)........Today i hear that she is getting out of jail and going to rehab! What! urgh once again she is getting away with murder( well sort of) i just came together......Do you know that if this was you or me we wold be in jail dancing for cigarettes for a guy named bubba.......Anywho my whole ranting and raving is that i am sooooooo pissed about this whole star privileged treatment.....IE: hally berry,paris hilton,lindsay lohan,robert downey junior, oj simpson and so on and so on.....

My point is do not ever let me be a judge, because if i sentence your ass to jail i do not care if your the new star of the newest sitcom , your going to the clink for your whole sentence and cleaning toilets with your toothbrush! and your career will go down fater then aaliyah 's plane...!


Also lets talk about miceal Lohan that dumb ass sorry excuse of a father that comes on tv and starts bitching about his daughter's sentence ......ummmmmm you know what why dont you shut up cause your just as fucked up as she is and just like you went to jail and served your whole sentence because you where a nobody when you did so should your daughter! So shut the hell up you busted face ignorant oxygen waisting dumbass !


Well there you have it faithful readers once again i had to voice my opinion......stay tuned every week for my new columns and also my guest columnist



To this i say GOOD GLAMOUR!